The Cavendish Arms set list and directions

The Cavendish Arms Set List, Friday 26th March, 2010, 9.30pm

Embargoed Until the Event (a brief statement)

Mother (a plea to the women who carried us)

Chalky's Curse (an extract)

Balls (hard-hitting political satire)

Food for Thought (a fragment of expelled material)

Hand of God (an atomic coming of age story)

Self-diagnosis (a plea to a physician)

Joke (knock knock)

Sticky Bits (a love story)

Ferret (fluffy animals)

Jihaddaway and shite (humanizing the demon)

Acknowledgement (verses introducing Neither Am I, vol.2)

The Cavendish Arms is here.


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And there'll be music from the worryingly hip Feeding Time DJs till kicking out time at one.

A-Z Road Atlas

The excitement builds: we party on Friday. To celebrate, two podcasts this week. First up, one man negotiates the deserted landscape of Durham County, post-rapture.

Road Atlas by Neither Am I

Birthday Surprise

Podcast the fifth: a contemporary workplace tragedy.

Birthday Surprise by Neither Am I

The launch party for our new book is approaching: Friday 26th March at the Cavendish Arms in Stockwell. Ninety per cent fresh material and one or two personal favourites from the back catalogue.

We are running a competition for tuckerizations. Email us at neither_am_i@yahoo.com with your full name and the subject line 'Tucker Me Up' and, if you're one of the names drawn from a hat, you'll find yourself appearing in a highly compromising position in a story to be read on the evening.

Hidden Faces

Book at bedtime the fourth: lose yourself in a cocktail of De Sadean renaissance exotica with an idealist SF twist.

Hidden Faces by Neither Am I

A Cure for Piles

We're running a competition for tuckerizations at our launch party. Submit your name and maybe you can be the Lucky Pierre in a Neither Am I four-man story-chain. Details on how to enter are at the ever excellent Londonist.

Book at bedtime the third: one man's lonely struggle with his Emma Royds. Grimlit gloomathon.

A Cure For Piles by Neither Am I

I Say Itsa

Book at Bedtime 2. Invaders at an early nineties house party. Nostalgia, rave and a happy ending. I think I'm rushing, just a little bit too fast.

I say Itsa, You say Partee by Neither Am I